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Happy Birthday, Harris Malden (2008)

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It's early July in Philadelphia. Childhood trauma has its hold on Harris Malden: he has no facial hair... See full summary »

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Happy Birthday, Harris Malden -- Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Nick Gregorio Nick Gregorio ...
Harris Malden
Eric M. Levy ...
Paul Levine
Juan Cardarelli Juan Cardarelli ...
Melvin Malden
Brigitte Hagerman ...
Susan
Susan Slatin ...
Grams Levine
Benjamin Davidow Benjamin Davidow ...
Dusty the PA
Csaba Lucas ...
Frederic
Matt Walsh ...
Bobby Framer
Blaze Gregorio Blaze Gregorio ...
Gerard
Vincent Peone Vincent Peone ...
Pay None Customer
Christina Rose ...
Elsa
Rosy Muto Rosy Muto ...
Ursula
Elaine Carroll ...
Tina
Dmitry Kushnir Dmitry Kushnir ...
Derek
Gene Foschini Gene Foschini ...
Hank the Butcher
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Storyline

It's early July in Philadelphia. Childhood trauma has its hold on Harris Malden: he has no facial hair, so to compensate, he draws a mustache or beard on his face every morning, and he won't leave his neighborhood. His younger brother, Melvin, his best friend Paul, who lives next door, Paul's grandmother, and the entire neighborhood play along. But at the party for his 25th birthday, Paul's new girlfriend Susan points out to Harris that his mustache is a fake. This causes a crisis in Harris and threatens the friendship with Paul. Meanwhile, Melvin is trying to break into TV commercials. Hair, honesty, growing up, and moving on challenge each character and each relationship. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>  

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Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.

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Comedy

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

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Budget:

$45,000 (estimated)
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One scene in the film had to be re-shot almost ten months after "Happy Birthday, Harris Malden" wrapped production due to an unfortunate "desktop cleanup" accident. Sweaty Robot chooses to keep the actual scene a secret, as it blends seamlessly. See more »

Quotes

Susan: Tickle monster!
Paul Levine: Tickle monster? What about blowjob monster?
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